Sunday, August 22, 2010

How do you get a husband to swallow his pride?

Husband expects me to swallow my pride constantly..but him..forget it.. stubborn to his grave?





Come on husbands..why that be like that?How do you get a husband to swallow his pride?
You can swallow my pride.How do you get a husband to swallow his pride?
Apparently you are not using the correct training techniques. Tie him to the bed, then get out your riding whips, after a few hours of whipping him, he will be crying like a baby, and will service all your needs, or live in fear of you being upset.


I really need to start charging for this valuable information.
AhManDuh, is correct in her assumptions, most men don't swallow. But to answer your question, on page 3024 of the man book. In bold letters it states, that a man must NEVER admit guilt or give in and say, ';I'm sorry';. Sorry dear, it's in the book.
Um...interesting. I've NEVER had a woman ask me if I swallow.





EDIT - Snarky, can I borrow that book? I need to recommend it to my wife. According to the manual she gave me, I'm supposed to STFU and make sure my opinions align with hers.
A man's pride is much bigger than he is, therefore it is impossible for him to swallow it.
It be like that because you didn't throw out a few sinful cherry cupcakes to tempt his wicked ways.
Hold his nose and cover his mouth, but still that would be pretty gross to have to swallow my own pride.








Snowballs aren't for everyone
I swallow his pride.....hahahaha sorry I couldn't help myself from that comment!
YOGA
I dont like men who swallow....
If you learn to swallow...then maybe he will learn too
tell him he has a choice, ull 'swallow' or ull 'SWALLOW' !!!!! ;)
thats a man for you.
in my case it only took one night of sex!!





have i told u before how easy i am?? lol

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