How can I get my husband to stop farting!!?!??!??!!?

My husband knows that I think that farting is the nastiest thing that anybody could do and he still farts! Ive talked to him about it and I cant seem to get made enough to where he gets the point!!! Im so sick and tired of it...What should I do?How can I get my husband to stop farting!!?!??!??!!?
Get over it and accept the fact that farting is fun. Just join in and challenge him to a fart contest. lolHow can I get my husband to stop farting!!?!??!??!!?
Everyone farts, it's a natural bi-product of the bacteria that are living in your intestines. They release gases (methane, etc.) and when the build up creates too much pressure, it needs somewhere to escape. So it's released.





To get him to stop farting all together is impossible. Just tell him you're not comfortable with him farting near you, and tell him if possible to fart away from you.
Getting mad won't help. I never do this, but I was brought up differently. Its a matter of education and how parents teach their kids. In my house it was very poor taste and only acidentally done. We went to the bathroom or private bedroom.





Given that it is common practice for him this means that you will have a big problem correcting this. A talking to at an adult level could help, but given his current lack of respect to you about it, perhaps not.





An alternative might be to cause a scene. Like you farting when his friend is over !





I know it sounds bad, and you'll have a time doing that, but males are visual learners. We learn by example. When he sees how much in poor taste that is then he might get the hint.





Other fould habits are using foul language. Or try filming the even and then playing it back when his mom visits... Make it what it is... Foul. There are sevveral levels you can go with this. Care must be taken that he does no end up enjoying the event. Low life males can go for that. Like burping up beer and hitting a female. All these things are very bad. This is why dating is so important. We find out if we are compatible before we tie these knots.





Hope this helps some.
Wow, I guess with your stupid question you want an equally stupid answer. Ok, get a cork and hammer and close his anus.





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You should keep telling him not to be humam or tell him to stop eating like you have because obviously you don't pass gas ever. Or remove his intestenal track!
Eat some nasty stuff and then fart silently at the dinner table while he's eating and keep farting like that until he says he gives up.





Fight fire with fire, I always say.
Eat something that will make you fart heaps and make you farts really stinky and then when hes around let rip. :)
Its a perfectly normal function for a human. Just get over it.
Tell him no sex unless he stops farting so much.
Cutt off the sex until he stops the habit. I dont fart around my wife at al, it's low class!!
stick something in the whole everytime he does it see if he doesnt stiop after that

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